Consider this...

Sooo, I put on a pair of jeans yesterday, fresh from the floor, and hurried out to go to a meeting...they were the jeans I had wore a few days before but nbd.  I'm on my way to class and I start to feel something slide down the back of my leg.  Turns out, the pair of chones I had been wearing with the pants from a few days ago were still in the leg of the jeans and were now desperately trying to escape.  aaawkwaaard...ha

"Is that a tumor on your calf?"

"Oh that? Na, that's just my spare pair."